www.submittosuggestion.com Lyrics Believe it or not, I didn’t graduate college What do I look like, I’m fuckin retarded? It’s garbage. They feed a broken promise. A degree will leave you in debt and jobless. A carcass. An empty shell of a man, Is what you’ll be when you realize its a scam Just a sham. And you’ll be full of rage, Payin off student loans Making minimum wage. What you should do instead, Is be more like me. That will definitely make success more likely. Drop out of school Do it! Thats the key! Start a band with PUSSIES who walk off stage on Guavaween. I’m serious, kids. Thats what I did. Start sellin Adderall, too. I bet you’ll like it. Some say it’s wrong, Some say it’s sad, How I fuckin aspire to be a dead beat dad! Just kidding. Dead beat dads are nothin. They sit around the house all day. And what do they do? They do NOTHIN! Its 2012 Armageddon. Drake performed for the new year. I hope the world ends. When humanity implodes, Apes will remain. On this beautiful planet Earth, Man will have been but an ugly stain. An ugly pain, Like on a druggies vein. Multiple attempts to inject muddy rain. But when one man’s death is a financial gain, Humanity collapses, what a fucking shame. Yea right! When it comes to people, I don’t get em. They’ll act like a friend but theyre just pretendin. Demented, Is the whole fuckin species. Soulless, hopeless, and cant halt to focus. Broken. You think I’m fuckin jokin? Tryina figure out what this ape is smokin? PCP, THC, lots of …